Sunday, April 3, 2011

"High on a rocky promontory...


...sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse. From under its rough woven cowl the Monk gazed unblinkingly down into another valley, with which it was having a problem.

The day was hot, the sun stood in an empty hazy sky and beat down upon the gray rocks and the scrubby, parched grass. Nothing moved, not even the Monk. The horse's tail moved a little, swishing slightly to try and move a little air, but that was all. Otherwise, nothing moved.
The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe."

For those who have not read Adams, Hitchhikers Guide stands as clearly a panicle of comedy writing, however Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency is perhaps the most profound and equally as witty. 


I do not have a purpose for this blog as of yet; My interests will direct the post more than anything, and I will get some much needed practice writing. 

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